So, How I Met Your Mother was basically ‘Friends’ crossed with the Ryan Reynolds romcom ‘Definitely Maybe’ ?

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Texting with my boyfriend on a Friday night before he comes home from rehearsal.

Texting with my boyfriend on a Friday night before he comes home from rehearsal.

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Post-therapy MIGRAINE OF DOOM

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Me too! This was me yesterday from 5pm onward. And today I didn’t feel like getting out of bed until 3pm. I’m glad the affliction is common enough to have a proper name.

DIY duo tone ombré in Manic Panic shades Blue Moon and Lie Locks.

DIY duo tone ombré in Manic Panic shades Blue Moon and Lie Locks.

Do you want to lose 5 lbs fast?! Contract Mystery Virus from me and you’ll be emaciated in just 1 week! Side effects include fever, cough, congestion, shortness of breath, and sore throat, none of which respond to any over the counter medications currently available in the US! Msg me or use promo code FLZLIKEDEATH. x_x

Srsly, my phlegm was 3 different colors, now it’s just 2. And two different types of Robitussin didn’t help my cough. This is lovely and going on day 10.

Teaching her kid to say no to Stranger Danger, a mom uses some great scary voices (in Korean?). So cute, but a very serious topic.

But so cute!

Got this in the mail today. Gee, insurance company, Thanks? You’re so thoughtful of my unborn as yet non-existent fetus, and yet you charged me $3,700 for that transvaginal ultrasound when we were worried about my ovaries. Super thoughtful!

Got this in the mail today. Gee, insurance company, Thanks? You’re so thoughtful of my unborn as yet non-existent fetus, and yet you charged me $3,700 for that transvaginal ultrasound when we were worried about my ovaries. Super thoughtful!

How I feel going out into the 75 degree sunny weather today when I am coming off a fever and hacking up loogies of 3 different colors.

How I feel going out into the 75 degree sunny weather today when I am coming off a fever and hacking up loogies of 3 different colors.

Spaghettios and a $40 bottle of wine for dinner. That’s how I roll. Especially when I worked a 12-hr and woke up early because of stupid “daylight savings time.”

Spaghettios and a $40 bottle of wine for dinner. That’s how I roll. Especially when I worked a 12-hr and woke up early because of stupid “daylight savings time.”

A feminist, fake-Asian (adopted by white people) from Chicago living in SF and practicing oncology nursing while I serial monogamize my love life. That's me.

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